Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Tacos or Nachos Al Pastor with Pineapple Salsa


I don't even know where to start. Over the last few weeks of my untimely disappearance, I wish I could tell you  I was kidnapped by a bunch of extremely handsome hunks, (much like my favorite in the Ralph Lauren ad) and taken to a desert island with white sand beaches where I was waited on hand and foot, given countless back and foot massages, and entertained quite lavishly. Alas, that was not the case. Instead I have been a caterer, mother, hostess, wife, driver,baker, dishwasher, cook, grocery shopper, photographer, gift buyer, gardener, flower arranger, maid and poop picker upper. No; not in any particular order. My mind  is too discombobulated to try that!

In the last several weeks that no one has missed me (SOBS!!!!), my faithful daughter flew home to help me give a bridal shower for her best friend. This best friend is the one that lived across the street, in the cute yellow house, that was almost Zoe's second home. Many good memories were created in the last 25 years between our two families, so it was with pleasure that we were able to honor Whitney, as the guest of honor.


This quickly went from a California Dreamin' shower to became a Mexican themed shower, but the wedding is being held in Costa Rica in January, which is close to Mexico and California, right? (Needless to say I am now on the Costa Rican beach diet that began with me throwing out all unhealthy food from my refrigerator. But back to the shower.) Thanks to Pinterest and such, Zoe had a particular way that she wanted this shower to be.

 Let me just say this. It was a fun shower, but I was the one in the kitchen. I was the caterer and only a hostess for a few moments, until I was also told to take photos. They had margaritas. I had a hot pad. I wanted a taco BAR. She wanted passed taco baskets already made up;"like in a restaurant, Mom." And she wanted two types of tacos which meant making 24 individual tacos and 12 Corn in a Cups. She wanted chips in little baskets with individual cups of guacamole. And Queso! AND this was all for happy hour. Well. They were happy. Especially when it got to be pinata time and they found it was filled with more cute little bottles of alcohol, lace panties and socks, and even candy!


I haven't even mentioned dessert. Nor have I told you that to achieve this feat of showerdom, we needed to find little cardboard tubs to hold the chips in. This was the hardest feat of all until I ran into my blogger friend Karen, who said just go to 5 Guys and get the peanut baskets that are by the front door. Thanks 5 Guys and thanks Karen. We only spent 2 days looking at numerous places to figure that out. And I didn't even tell you about special ordering the tiny corn and flour tortillas to make the tiny tacos, because the tortillas in the grocery store were too big. Well; the princess thought so. So Raquelitas, located downtown with no name on the  door, was willing to provide. Yes; I did have to buy 5 dozen tortillas each. I think I need to open a retail establishment that specializes in tiny tortillas like they serve in restaurants. I would sell them in cardboard tubs.

Behold the menu. (My mind is still fuzzy, but I think this was it.)


 I wish I had photos of the tacos in their cute little baskets with the shot glass of corn in the cup. I wish I had a photo of me sipping a margarita. I wish I had a photo of me watching Whitney open her presents. (It was a bar shower.) But I did get photos of the beautiful girls. The happy, young girls. The possibly tipsy girls...


And before you know it Zoe headed back to Philly. We were both sufficiently exhausted and Zoe had plenty of time to fall in love with Geordie.


I must say we made a pretty good team, but next time I hope she reminds me to hire someone to help out. What was I thinking? In my downtime I'm getting ready for the annual RV arrival  and trying to find the true meaning of summer. The folly is coming along and Geordie is growing. My last post was number 300 and I never ever thought I would be doing anything for this long. Well. I guess This is How I Cook!

The winners of the Whole Foods giveaway are: VP 22 and from June it is Karen Harris! I'll be in touch! Another one will be coming pronto!



Tacos or Nachos Al Pastor with Pineapple Salsa
Adapted from: Whitney Bond (Hers is a slow cooker recipe)
Serves: About 25 tacos or more
Time To make: About 20 minutes to prepare/About 4 hours to cook
Ingredients:
5.5 lbs of boneless pork tenderloin
3 t kosher salt
2 t oregano
3 t cumin
2 t coarsely ground black pepper
6 t chili powder or I used 3 t ancho chile powder and 3 t chipotle chile powder
1 7 oz can chipotles in adobo
4 c of fresh pineapple, diced
1 c chopped red onion
8 cloves of garlic
4 T fresh lime juice
2 T apple cider vinegar
1-2 12 oz bottles of Mexican beer

Directions:
Combine salt, oregano, cumin, pepper and chili powders in a small bowl. Rub the mixture into the tenderloins and place in a Dutch oven.

In a food processor place 1 can of chipotles, diced pineapple, red onion, garlic, lime juice and vinegar. Process until smooth. Pour this mixture over tenderloin. Now pour the beer over the top. As long as the tenderloin is covered, you have enough beer. Drink the other one.

Over medium heat, bring mixture to a low boil. Turn temperature down to low and simmer for about 4 hours or until pork can be easily shredded. I let it cool in its juices and then use two forks to shred it. For tacos and nachos you want the mixture dry, so I drain it very well. For other purposes you may want to save some of the liquid and reheat it together.

Pineapple Salsa
Makes enough for about 12 tacos and 1 batch of nachos.
Time to make: About 15 minutes
Ingredients:
1/2 of a pineapple, chopped into fairly small pieces
1/2 of a small red onion, finely diced
1 jalapeno, seeded and diced
1/4 c chopped cilantro
1 pinch of salt or to taste
1 tomato chopped
Directions:
Mix together and put a spoonful on each taco or sprinkle over nachos.

Chipotle Drizzle Sauce (Perfect for tacos and nachos and even sandwiches!)
Time to Make: About 5 minutes
Ingredients:
1/2 c mayonnaise
1/3 c sour cream or Greek yogurt
Juice of 1/2 of lime
1/2-1 t of chipotle or ancho chile powder
Directions:
I mix this up in a bowl and then put it in a squeeze jar. If you need it thinner add more lime juice or some milk or heavy cream to thin it. Feel free to drizzle to your heart's content!

To assemble tacos:
Take one  corn or flour tortilla and top with a few spoonfuls of drained pork. Top with some shredded cabbage and then some salsa and cheese if you like. Drizzle some sauce on top. Keep the portions dainty as it is much easier to eat tacos this way!

For nachos:
I kept this simple. Arrange 1 bag of tortilla chips in a cast iron pan. I stand them up like rose petals and then place the meat and  about 2 c of jalapeno jack cheese between the "petals" and on top. Bake at 425 until cheese is melted and chips are crisp. Top with pineapple salsa, extra chopped cilantro and drizzle some sauce. I use a spatula to get these out of the skillet and serve them on plates with forks!

Other great food to try!
Pineapple Chipotle Guacamole
Elote Corn
Red Chile and a Breakfast Sandwich
Migas Scrambled Eggs
Italian Nachos
Coconut Rum Res Leches Cake












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26 comments:

  1. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since I subscribe I did notice no posts since a potato salad as I recall. Yes, I did think you were on some luxurious vacation. How wrong I was! Dang--hard to be a food blogger and go on a diet. This tacos however are over the top I will have to say. The menu looks awesome and I wish I had been invited or heck with an invitation--crashed the shower frivolities!

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    1. Carol, you could have helped give it! And there were plenty of leftovers!

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  2. I just want you to know that — had I been the neighbor (boy) growing up across the street and you catered my party — I would ask merely for chips and salsa ... and maybe a smoked brisket ... and perhaps a few Ashley Graham lookalikes to give us foot massages and wait on us hand and foot. Or... You could just buy us some Popeye's and be our designated driver to and from the local ... establishment. Good stuff, Abbe! Really good!

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    1. Only driven you to Popeye's, Adam? We used to stand outside the local establishments until some kind soul took pity on us. My father in law used to make the best smoked brisket in a garbage can. Now he can't remember the recipe! Thanks!

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  3. Hi Abbe, I was wondering what happened to you. How nice of you to put together the bridal shower, sure looks like the girls had fun. Love these tacos and nachos. And the margaritas sound amazing!!

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    1. We did have fun! The nachos are a great way to use up the pork! That is if you get tired of tacos! Zoe made the margaritas and did a great job!

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  4. You've made me so hungry! What a feast! It looks like the girls had a blast--I hope you got to put your feet up the next day :) You're one nice mama.

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    1. It was a feast and everyone had fun ad they even all went out after. To be young again... Just like you Liz!

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  5. You know, I really was thinking just the other day that I hadn't gotten an email notification of a new post from you. Figured you were on vacation. Although you were virtually kinda sorta in Costa Rica. ;-) Or at least Costa Rica dreaming. That's a great place, BTW -- been there, and really enjoyed it. Probably closer to Florida or Texas than to California, though. ;-) Anyway, this sounds like a great shindig. You done good. And next time hire help!

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    1. Too kind John! I will hire help. Everyone I speak with lives Costa Rica. We will be a few days for the wedding and then we are off to tour. Any thing special we should see?

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  6. wow You have been a really busy mom :-)) and Zoe and her gals for sure had lots of fun! Your tacos look droolworthy, Abbe.

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    1. Thanks Angie! It is always worth it to do anything just to be with your kids! It was busy, but fun!

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  7. I am so glad I was able to help! With my contesting I have begged, borrowed and almost stolen every prop I could get my hands on. Your shower looked absolutely fantastic. You are quite the hostess. I loved meeting your beautiful Zoe. Love that photo with her and Geordie. So darned cute!

    By the way, YEAH, I WON! I am so happy!!! I love WF and spend way too much time there now that I work around the corner.

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    1. You have no idea! Yes, you really won! Zoe really enjoyed meeting you, too and said we should get together more often!

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  8. The next time you throw a party call me-- I will be your helper for the steep price of one margarita! It looks like a wonderful party and such a special reason to celebrate. What fun!!

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    1. That's so nice Holly! Loved the coconut lime margarita-at east the sip I got! I'll have to get Zoe's recipe!

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  9. Who says we didn't miss you! I always miss you when you are off on adventures - helping your mom, etc. You are now the queen of wedding showers and this was above and beyond. I am printing these recipes - they look and sound fantastic. The ladies are all gorgeous and I hope you get a well deserved rest soon. Congratulations on the 300! I know it has been a lot of work but we appreciate it! Have a wonderful rest ... and rest of your week.

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    1. That is so nice Tricia! It is fun being queen! They were all gorgeous ladies, weren't they? Thanks Tricia! I can count on you!

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  10. This is such a nice shower, and the food OMG the food, and that dessert menu is just amazing!

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  11. Oh man, that sounds like MAJOR stress...but everything looks amazing, so I guess it was worth it?!

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  12. Wow! Congrats on a good job well done for sure! You know how to throw a party and it sounds like everyone had a blast! The food looks delicious and the pic of Zoe and Geordie is awesome!

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  13. I missed you but I knew you had stuff going on - we will always be here whenever you have time to post! Now I want nachos!!

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  14. Sounds like you've been busy in such a fun way, Abbe (except for the poop detail, that is). The shower must have been wonderful and the tacos sound amazing! Your daughter and Geordie have bounded for certain! Glad to see you back ;)

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  15. I would rather do what you did than be kidnapped by hunks..any day!:)

    I gave so many showers and loved each one.. for the moment and as far into the future as I can see..mine are done..

    Looks like it was just perfect Abbe..how cute are young girls today anyways?

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  16. Really nice photos Abbe. And thanks for sharing the shower with us. Love the Mexican theme. And aren't tacos al pastor just the best? Love that slow cooker recipe. Pinned.

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